If you want to get ripped then you need bodybuilding supplements and a daily workout regimen. But if you don't care about that stuff and you want to just live like a big fat slob, then here's what you do.
Gorge yourself on carbs every morning (whether you're hungry or not). That's a no brainer. Don't listen to your body. Just shut it down by shoving in peach cobbler and ice cream--late at night. It'll get the idea soon enough.
Additionally what you can also do is settle into the living room on a big oversized lazy-boy for the winter with the remote in your left hand and a mini fridge on the right so that you don't have to exert any energy and ensure that you've rolled yourself into a slanket so that you don't ever have to get up and go look for something to keep your sedentary self warm.
Pass the potato chips and over salted, over buttered popcorn and take in a lot of salt and fat. That's the surefire way to work yourself to fatdom. I've seen people do it. And it really works.
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